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Vidéo originale sur BoingBoing
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| Olivier | OLV | Synchronisation | Terminé |
| Olivier | OLV | Traduction | Terminé |
| Joan | Relecture | Terminé | |
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| yostral | Incrustation | Terminé |
Vidéo en ligne à l'adresse : http://blip.tv/file/1896755/
Article en ligne à cette adresse : http://www.framablog.org/index.php/post/2009/03/21/contrat-de-licence-utilisateur-final-dans-la-vraie-vie
SRT en FR
1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:06,750 Sous-titres : Framasoft 2 00:00:09,540 --> 00:00:11,540 Salut Gary Martin, comment ça va ? 3 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:12,580 Bien, entre. Merci. 4 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,520 C'est pas mal chez toi. 5 00:00:14,550 --> 00:00:16,140 Merci ! Oh, il faut que t'enlèves tes chaussures. 6 00:00:16,140 --> 00:00:17,680 Oh pardon, je ne savais... 7 00:00:17,710 --> 00:00:20,010 Ne t'excuse pas, c'est dans les règles c'est tout. 8 00:00:20,110 --> 00:00:21,310 Ouais... 9 00:00:21,310 --> 00:00:25,020 Street Fighter IV ! Trop bien. Je prends toujours Ken. 10 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:29,350 Hop hop hop, désolé mais en fait t'as pas le droit d'y toucher. 11 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,770 T'as un colloc' ? 12 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:31,750 Non. 13 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:32,490 Une copine ? 14 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:33,650 Pas actuellement. 15 00:00:34,390 --> 00:00:35,630 Alors pourquoi on peut pas jouer ? 16 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,020 C'est juste que les invités ne sont pas autorisés à toucher à mes affaires. 17 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:41,170 C'est dans le contrat d'utilisation. 18 00:00:41,190 --> 00:00:42,710 C'est ça... 19 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:45,930 En pénétrant dans l'appartement tu as implicitement accepté 20 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,620 les conditions d'utilisation de l'appartement de "Martin Chapman". 21 00:00:47,670 --> 00:00:48,890 C'est à dire... 22 00:00:48,940 --> 00:00:50,130 Voilà. 23 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:51,640 Tu peux tout lire si tu veux 24 00:00:51,700 --> 00:00:54,730 mais je t'assure que c'est très... truc légal... 25 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:55,590 Contractuellement obligatoire ? 26 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:56,840 Oui c'est ça ! 27 00:00:57,620 --> 00:00:58,980 Mes vêtements t'appartiennent ? 28 00:00:59,030 --> 00:01:03,410 Oui, mais... tu peux les garder. 29 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:07,760 Ok...hé, regarde ma... ligne de vie... 30 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:10,170 J'ai une maladie en phase terminal de prévue, il faut que je... 31 00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:12,210 Gary, Gary, tu ne peux pas partir. 32 00:01:12,980 --> 00:01:14,900 La porte est juste là. 33 00:01:14,930 --> 00:01:16,980 Pardon, ce que je veux dire c'est que, tu n'y es pas autorisé. 34 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:20,040 Partie 1, sous partie 3 : En pénétrant dans l'appartement vous accordez 35 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:24,310 à la Holding "Martin Chapman" les droits exclusifs et permanents de l'usage 36 00:01:24,310 --> 00:01:26,210 de votre personne et de votre image pour toute utilisation que nous jugeons appropriée. 37 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,450 Tu as une holding ? 38 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,120 Il ne m'est pas permis de répondre à cette question. 39 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:32,670 Et il ne t'est d'ailleurs pas permis de la poser. 40 00:01:32,690 --> 00:01:33,400 Quoi ? 41 00:01:33,430 --> 00:01:36,920 Partie 5, mes autres actifs l'ont compris assez rapidement. 42 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,690 Alors je peux pas partir ? 43 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,000 C'est pas complètement vrai, tu peux évidemment partir. 44 00:01:48,050 --> 00:01:50,430 Mais ton départ ne révoque pas mon droit d'utilisation de ton image. 45 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:54,830 Par exemple en ce moment j'utilise ton image pour faire de la pub pour le sirop "Miam". 46 00:01:55,290 --> 00:02:00,460 <i>"Parce que le sirop pour la toux Miam est vendu en tubes en ciment, c'est dégueulasse !"</i> 47 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:02,380 J'ai jamais tourné ça ! 48 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,790 Faut croire que si. Tu passes super bien à l'écran. 49 00:02:06,370 --> 00:02:08,350 Ah, ça doit être Sarah. 50 00:02:08,370 --> 00:02:09,940 S... Qu'est ce que Sarah fait ici ? 51 00:02:10,950 --> 00:02:12,400 Salut Martin, salut Gary. 52 00:02:12,420 --> 00:02:13,110 Salut toi. 53 00:02:13,130 --> 00:02:13,740 Ça va bien ? 54 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,320 Pas mal, et toi ? 55 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:15,160 Bien. 56 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,700 Tu comprends Gary, le contrat d'utilisation offre aussi à Martin Chapman 57 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:21,280 la possibilité d'exercer son droit sur ta copine, 58 00:02:21,330 --> 00:02:23,760 et je l'exerce. 59 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,530 Sarah, c'est quoi ce bordel ? 60 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,930 C'est pas ma faute, c'est toi qui a donné ton accord. 61 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,300 Si je comprends bien c'est une obligation contractuelle. 62 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:33,150 Arrêtez vos conneries, j'appelle mon avocate. 63 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:34,720 Hé, un iPhone, trop bien. 64 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:35,270 C'est mon... 65 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,370 ...mon nouveau téléphone, t'as carrément raison. 66 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,720 Salut, Nathalie Jordan ? 67 00:02:38,790 --> 00:02:40,060 C'est qui ma toute nouvelle avocate préférée ? 68 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,420 C'est pas vrai ! 69 00:02:41,470 --> 00:02:43,470 Tu voudrais pas passer expliquer quelques trucs à Gary ? 70 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,320 Il a un peu de mal avec quelques trucs. 71 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:46,660 Ne viens pas Nathalie ! 72 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:50,080 Vraiment ? Très prévenant de ta part, super. Merci. 73 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:51,140 Elle arrive. 74 00:02:55,970 --> 00:02:57,090 Bonjour à tous. 75 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,930 Nathalie Jordan, avocate à la court. 76 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:03,640 Haha, en entrant tu as accepté le contrat d'utilisation de l'appartement de Martin Chapman. 77 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,290 Certes, mais en me parlant au téléphone 78 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:11,260 tu as implicitement validé un accord avec "Nathalie Jordan et associés". 79 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,060 Tu fais maintenant parti des associés. 80 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:15,280 Mais...attends... c'est pas possible... 81 00:03:15,330 --> 00:03:18,140 Tous droits ou privilèges dont tu bénéficies actuellement sont annulés 82 00:03:18,170 --> 00:03:21,000 et tu deviens l'entière propriété de Nathalie Jordan. 83 00:03:21,130 --> 00:03:23,940 Ah, ah, prends ça Martin. 84 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:28,240 Je possède également tous tes actifs, donc... 85 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:31,180 Bonsoir messieurs. 86 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:32,720 Salut tout le monde. 87 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:44,230 Heu, heu, et bien, heu... J'crois, j'crois qu'on est quitte là. 88 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:49,780 Oui, oui, je l'ai, j'l'ai bien mérité.
SRT en VO
1 00:00:09,235 --> 00:00:11,540 Hey Gary! Martin, how is it going? 2 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:12,585 Good, come on in. Thank you. 3 00:00:13,048 --> 00:00:14,918 You've got a nice place here dude. 4 00:00:14,918 --> 00:00:16,288 Oh thanks! Oh, you've got to take your shoes off 5 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:17,424 Oh sorry, I didn't... 6 00:00:17,674 --> 00:00:20,108 Don't, don't apologize, it's just part of the rule. 7 00:00:20,108 --> 00:00:21,664 Yeah... 8 00:00:21,314 --> 00:00:24,774 Hey Street Fighter IV. This is dope. I can only ever play Ken. 9 00:00:24,774 --> 00:00:29,350 Hey hey hey, sorry actually you're not allowed to touch that, sorry. 10 00:00:29,350 --> 00:00:31,254 You've got a roomate or something? 11 00:00:31,254 --> 00:00:31,927 No 12 00:00:31,927 --> 00:00:32,786 Girlfriend? 13 00:00:32,786 --> 00:00:33,924 Not presently 14 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,246 So why can't we hook up some Street Fighter? 15 00:00:36,246 --> 00:00:39,427 It's just that guest in my apartment aren't allowed to touch any of my things. 16 00:00:39,427 --> 00:00:41,726 It's part of the terms of use. 17 00:00:41,726 --> 00:00:43,026 Rrrriiiight... 18 00:00:43,607 --> 00:00:46,230 By entering the apartment you implicitly agreed 19 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:47,414 to the terms of use of Martin Chapman's apartment. 20 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,412 Which are... 21 00:00:49,295 --> 00:00:50,037 Just here. 22 00:00:50,037 --> 00:00:51,641 You're welcome to read them over 23 00:00:51,641 --> 00:00:54,949 but I assure you they are all very... law thing... 24 00:00:54,949 --> 00:00:56,029 Legally binding? 25 00:00:56,029 --> 00:00:56,842 That's the one! 26 00:00:56,746 --> 00:00:59,443 You own my clothes? 27 00:00:59,443 --> 00:01:03,413 Yes, but you can probably hang on to those 28 00:01:04,992 --> 00:01:08,197 Ok... hey, look at my... life line 29 00:01:08,197 --> 00:01:10,333 I'm due for a terminal illness, I need to... 30 00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:12,214 Gary, Gary, you can't leave 31 00:01:13,026 --> 00:01:14,325 The door is right there 32 00:01:14,325 --> 00:01:17,461 No no no sorry, what I mean is you are not allowed to. 33 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:19,817 Section 1, subsection 3: By entering the apartment you sign over 34 00:01:19,817 --> 00:01:24,311 exclusive perpetual rights to your likeness and self to Martin Chapman Holding 35 00:01:24,311 --> 00:01:26,447 for use in whatever capacity we see fit. 36 00:01:26,447 --> 00:01:27,794 You have a holding company? 37 00:01:27,794 --> 00:01:29,221 I'm not at liberty to answer that question, nor, 38 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:33,065 I should add, are you at liberty to ask it. 39 00:01:33,065 --> 00:01:33,215 I'm not? 40 00:01:33,215 --> 00:01:37,359 Section 5, my other assets have picked up on this pretty quickly. 41 00:01:43,723 --> 00:01:44,539 So I can't leave? 42 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:48,390 Well, I guess that's not strictly true, I mean obviously you can leave. 43 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,921 But leaving doesn't revoke my use of your likeness. 44 00:01:50,921 --> 00:01:55,333 For example right now I am using your likeness to sell Yummies brand cough syrup. 45 00:01:55,333 --> 00:02:00,465 <i>"And that's because Yummies cough syrup now comes in cement tubes, it tastes awful."</i> 46 00:02:00,465 --> 00:02:02,671 I never did that! 47 00:02:02,671 --> 00:02:06,293 Obviously you did, you have great on-screen presence. 48 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,592 Oh, and that would be Sarah. 49 00:02:08,592 --> 00:02:11,099 S... What is Sarah doing here? 50 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:12,539 Hey Martin, hey Gary. 51 00:02:12,539 --> 00:02:13,212 Hey there. 52 00:02:13,212 --> 00:02:13,886 How is it going? 53 00:02:13,886 --> 00:02:14,489 Pretty good, how are you? 54 00:02:14,536 --> 00:02:15,465 Good 55 00:02:15,465 --> 00:02:18,948 Well, you see Gary, the terms of service also allow Martin Chapman 56 00:02:18,948 --> 00:02:21,479 the right to exercise the option of your girlfriend, 57 00:02:21,479 --> 00:02:24,312 which I am exercising. 58 00:02:24,312 --> 00:02:25,821 Sarah, what the hell? 59 00:02:25,821 --> 00:02:28,282 Don't look at me, you are the one who agreed to it. 60 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,302 For what I understand it's legally binding. 61 00:02:30,302 --> 00:02:33,855 Ok, this is bullshit, I am calling my lawyer. 62 00:02:33,855 --> 00:02:34,469 Hey, iPhone! Sweeet. 63 00:02:34,469 --> 00:02:35,736 That is my... 64 00:02:35,736 --> 00:02:37,524 My new phone, you're damn right it is. 65 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,103 Hey, is this Nathalie Jordan? 66 00:02:39,103 --> 00:02:40,589 Who is my favorite brand new lawyer? 67 00:02:40,589 --> 00:02:41,726 Oh come on! 68 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,932 Hey, could you pop around and sort Gary out. 69 00:02:43,932 --> 00:02:45,744 I think he is a little confused about a few things. 70 00:02:45,744 --> 00:02:46,812 Don't do it Nathalie! 71 00:02:46,812 --> 00:02:50,086 Oh really? That's very forward thinking of you, great. Thanks 72 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:51,525 She's on her way over. 73 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:57,423 Good afternoon everyone. 74 00:02:57,423 --> 00:02:59,490 Nathalie Jordan, attorney at law. 75 00:02:59,490 --> 00:03:03,646 Haha, by entering my apartment you've agreed to the terms of use of Martin Champan's apartment. 76 00:03:03,646 --> 00:03:07,524 Yes, but by speaking with me on the phone, 77 00:03:07,524 --> 00:03:11,262 you implicitly entered into an agreement with Nathalie Jordan and associates. 78 00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:13,259 You are now one of the associates. 79 00:03:13,259 --> 00:03:15,720 But... no way that's not... 80 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:18,762 Any personal rights or privileges you currently hold are waived 81 00:03:18,762 --> 00:03:21,293 and you become the sole property of Nathalie Jordan. 82 00:03:21,293 --> 00:03:24,010 Ahah, suck it Martin 83 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:28,909 I also own all of your assets, so... 84 00:03:30,070 --> 00:03:31,185 'evening gentlemen. 85 00:03:31,185 --> 00:03:33,592 Bye everyone 86 00:03:39,324 --> 00:03:44,235 Huh, hum, well, hum, I guess, I guess we're even now 87 00:03:47,256 --> 00:03:50,135 Yup, no, that's, that's fair.
